Thursday, August 4, 2011

A missed headline opportunity

Derrick Pounds, a teen considered 'missing' from the Tyrone area for over a week called his mother from Moundsville. She picked up him and brought him home - end of crisis at least from an official standpoint.
The DP's news blurb was downright boring: Missing teen found in Moundsville
Where are the poets? The wags? The editors with some creativity and/or rhyming ability? It should have been:


POUNDS FOUND IN MOUNDS